I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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