So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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