He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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