he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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