why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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