i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
false alarm, still single
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