You really coming over, don't trick.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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