i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?