i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize