My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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