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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i really like this girl i slept with last night

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  you ask her out again?

  (703): View more from Virginia

  yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he thanks me after handjobs.

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  you found the perfect man.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time

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  An adult?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.

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