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Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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