like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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