Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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