I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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