The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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