it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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