After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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