1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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