We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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