We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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