try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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