there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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