I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
3pm strippers are depressing
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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