Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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