this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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