: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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