RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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