i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You need a sexual gate keeper
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
