Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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