Plan B is the new Plan A
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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