Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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