Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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