I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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