apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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