so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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