Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
This is my gift to your gina
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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