in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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