And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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