I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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