so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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