fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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