I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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