Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Everyone says I win the strip club
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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