No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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