I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I touched a dick in church today
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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