you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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