ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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