the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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