are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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