So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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