How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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