I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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