Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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