That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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