We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pop tarts are not kleenex
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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