I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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